So I don't know how I got this bright pink monstrosity, but I'm almost 100% positive that you have something to do with it. I can't imagine anyone else responsible for giving it to me. And I'm definitely not wearing it.

If you have my actual eyepatch, I want it back and I want it back now.

...This is Asuka, by the way.

[ And there's an audible groan with some pipipis on the other end before she ends with... ]

Happiny says hi.