Please. Merely calling it 'interesting' is insulting a perfectly good 'mysterious yet fascinating' past. Those take time to build up and arrange, you know.

[Even if half of it was accidental and against his own wishes.]

Much better, now that I've learned not to let him out in the middle of a crowd. Or at two in the morning. Or at two in the morning, in the middle of a sleeping crowd. Prom didn't need to be that memorable.